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Tiny gray kitten
On the street. Tiger pounces,
Cannibal kitty.

There once was a couple in the city,
Who had no possessions, what a pity.
On a truck it was stuck,
And boy did it suck —
The only thing around was the kitty.

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There once worked a girl in Manhattan,
Who looked o’er the Isle of Staten.
She got in a cab,
Felt all shiek and fab,
Until the driver’s fart her did flatten.

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There once was a couple I met
Who constantly worked on the Net.
No signal they had
In their brand new pad,
So they mooched anything they could get.